Title: A Stranger Destiny: Home Interlude
Author: Taylor Jameson
Fandom: Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Pregnanat Jay and Silent Bob celebrate their homecoming.
Archive: With the rest
Email: taylorjameson@yahoo.com
Series/Sequel: The interlude between parts 4 & 5 in the "A Stranger Destiny" series.
Web Page: http://www.angelfire.com/az2/taylorjameson
Disclaimer: KS owns them, and I in turn worship him. Warnings: SQUICK ALERT! Okay, they have sex, Jay is 3 months preggers. If the very thought of that squicks you in anyway, SKIP THIS INTERLUDE.
Notes: Yep, you read right...Jay is 3 months preggers...a little more actually, but you get the gist. *G*
Writer's Comments: You know, a month ago I wouldn't even have considered reading this kind of stuff, now I'm writing (and enjoying writing) it. What the hell happened to me?
Dedication: This one is for anyone still reading the series! :)
Date: 11/9/2000
Bob slid out of his clothes in absolute silence, then cozied up behind his sleeping husband, letting his free hand rest on his belly.

Jay let out a thin moan, then rolled over to face Bob, "Snoogans."

"How you feeling?" Bob ran his hand up and down Jay's soft pale shoulder.

"Not bad." Jay grinned languidly, "I hoped you'd come lay down with me."

Bob smiled in return.

Jay licked his lips and dipped in for a soft kiss, pressing his belly to Bob's. Then, he rolled onto his back and let his hands rest above his head. "I feel like a fucking beached whale. Just call me Shamu."

"You're beautiful." Bob ran his hand up Jay's side, tracing the new strechmarks. "I love you soo much..."

"I'm too fat to fuck!" Jay sighed, "I know we're thesame size and all...but two fat guys...just don't mix. I mean, how'm I gonna hump your brown when I can't even reach it?"

"Just shut up." Bob pinched Jay's ass, "Before I have to shut you up."

"Ooh." Jay smirked as Bob pushed himself up on his elowbow to look into his eyes. "And how does Jedi Master Silent Bob plan to do that?"

Bob leaned over, his brown hair falling into Jay's face, and kissed his lips.

"That's a plan." Jay grinned as he felt Bob's hands heading south.

Bob traced along Jay's thighs, then gently up the shaft of the newly neglected cock. With practiced ease, he began to slowly tease and feel the cock, striking each sensitive spot.

Jay whimpered as Bob brought him closer and closer, then felt his body go limp as the other man's warm mouth enveloped him.

Moving ever so slightly between Jay's legs, Bob brought Jay into ecstacy.

Jay let a mewling whimper as he came, pushing his back into an arc. "Oh my God..."

Bob laughed slightly and pulled himself back up to kiss Jay's now trembling lips.

"Fuck..." Jay was up like a flash and out the door to the bathroom.

Silent Bob heaved a sigh as he heard the sounds of Jay throwing up. Like a true trooper, he put his clothes on as fast as he could and went to hold back Jay's hair.

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Bob took the crying, naked, trebling, sweaty, pregnant man in his arms when he was done puking. "Shhh...are you all right?"

Jay nodded, wiping away the tears. "Yeah."

"Hey guys..." Rufus knocked on the door.

"Yea?" Bob poked his head out.

"You've got company...I think it's the good kind." Rufus replied.

"Go see who it is." Jay sighed, "I'll go put some clothes on."

Bob gave Jay another warm hug, then left the bathroom and went to the living room. Giving a welcoming nod to Gwen.

"Hey Silent Bob." Gwen smiled, "I was hoping you guys would be back."

Bob nodded, "What's up?"

"Have you seen Brodie today?" Gwen took a seat on one of the dining room type chairs.

Bob shook his head negative.

"Oh, he was at the mall today, but something was different about him. I mean, he was acting weird and ndressed like some kind of pimp." Gwen rolled her eyes, "He couldn't even remember where you lived."

Bob wrinkled his brow and looked to Rufus.

Rufus nodded, acknowledging that it was probably Azreal, not Brodie.

"Sup Gwen?" Jay came into the room, wearing a set of Bob's sweats.

"Hey Jay." Gwen smirked as Jay slid on the couch beside Bob. "How's wedded bliss?"

Jay laughed gently and kissed one of Bob's cheeks, "It has it's merits."

Gwen didn't want to upset Jay, but couldn't help noticing his new poundage. "Looks like Silent Bob feeds you well."

Jay blushed and looked at his belly, "Well, it's a good cause."

"I bet." Gwen laughed, "Anyway, I'm here on buisness. I've got some friends that are looking to provide for a party, you holding?"

Jay shrugged, "We've momentarily decided to go out of the blunt buisness." He smirked a little, "There's going to be a little one around here."

"Aww, are you adopting?" Gwen got up and kissed Jay on the cheeks, "Congratulations."

"Yeah, in a way." Jay nodded. "We haven't named her yet."

Bob smirked, "She isn't due until December."

"Hey, that's great! I hope you have a welcoming party." Gwen geared up to leave.

"Here's my reccomendation." Jay scribbled an address on a scrap of paper. "Tell 'em Jay and Silent Bob sent ya."

"Thanks Jay." Gwen kissed his cheeks again, "Sorry about the dig about your weight, I didn't mean it."

"I know." Jay laughed, "Later gal."

Bob waved goodbye,

"She didn't even ask who I was." Rufus smirked.

Jay shrugged, "We used to have a lot of people coming in and out all the time." Sinking down beside Bob, he put himself in the man's embrace so they practicly blended together into one person.

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