Title: Like A Virgin Author: Modgequeen Pairing: Jay and Silent Bob Series: Sort of independant, in my opinion Summary: Bob catches Jay in the act of something quite embarrasing, yet wholly enjoyable. Archive:KSslash, yes, and JayandSilentBob-slash too. Anyone else, e- mail modgequeen@yahoo.com A/N: Comes after the two meeting of the minds, as they can still hear each other thing, but i kinda drop that part during the sex scene. Warning! Smut! ================================================================================ Bob sat on the couch, reading a book of sonnets. he couldn't help thinking back to the events of last night. He thought about Jay, naked, underneath him...Oh god, if he kept up this train of thought, they'd never leave the apartement (which might not be such a bad thing). Groaning, and finding it quite hard to walk with an erection, Silent Bob moved towards Jay's room to see what the lovable stoner was up to, and if he wanted some nookie. Bob opened the door, blessing his ability to stay silent (no, really?) as he watched Jay dance around the room. Bob stared at Jay's outfit, his eyes following the path of the long, slender, pale, legs, up to the leather miniskirt "Where the HELL did the little stoner get a black leather miniskirt?!?" and up up up to the off the shoulder lace shirt and bangle bracelets, cross earrings and make up. And jay had teased his hair... "What the hell?" All coherent thoughts ended there as his evaluation only emphasised the blossoming problem in his boxers. After a thourough examanation of Jay's outfit, Bob finally tuned in to the music emitting from his boyfriends stereo. It was...MADONNA? Just as that thought occured to Bob, Jay began to sing in a surprisingly good voice... Like a Virgin, ooh Touched for the very first time Like a virgin feel your heart beat next to mine... Supressing laughter, Bob crept to his room and grabbed his camera, thankful that they needed contact for Jay to hear what he was thinking. He reached the door of Jay's room again, and took a picture of Jay dancing. Hearing the click and sensing the flash, Jay turned around and immediatly grinned and struck a pose. "Vogue" popped in to Bobs head, and he began chuckling. He placed the pictures on the bedside table to develop, and said one word. "Blackmail." "Bitch, i will so get you back for those, but right now..." Jay said, reaching out to embrace his lover. Bob had one other thought, and taking Jay's hand, he sent it to him. "Why?" he asked curiously, as he had never known jay to be a Madonna fan in the past. Hearing the completion of the thought, and smiling softly, Jay quoted "'Bitch, what you don't know about me i just about squeeze in the grand fucking canyon.'" Recognizing his words, Bob laughed a deep rumbling laugh. "Truthfully?" Jay said aloud. Silent Bob nodded. "I was finally happy." Bob smiled softly, and leaned in for a kiss. When their lips were almost touching, Jay couldn't help adding "Plus, I knew you'd love my sexy ass in this skirt." Wiggling, Jay pressed his stiffening crotch against Bob's already rock hard cock. Growling, Bob grabbed Jay's ass, pulling the stoner tighter against him and squeezing. Jay moaned, and pulled away to drag Bob to his room, and Bob's water bed. Once they reached the room, Jay turned and wrapped his arms around the shorter mans frame, pulling him in for a deep, passionate kiss. Jay moaned as Bob began to trail kisses down Jays neck, and shuddered when Bob licked at his earlobe, lightly nipping him. In a swift motion, Bob reached down and pulled off Jay's shirt, tossing it to the floor. "Lay down," Bob commanded verbally. "Hells yeah, i love it when you talk for me lunchbox," Jay said and collapsed backwards onto the water bed. Bob began to lick down his torso, stopping to dip his tongue into the sensitive cavity on Jays stomach. Jay moaned, and thrust his hips slightly upward at the touch of the warm, wet tongue. Moving lower, Bob raised Jay's hips to slip off the skirt, pleased to find that he wasn't wearing any underwear. "Kinky," Bob said, and Jay laughed. Bob paused for a second, delighting in the rare sound, and then proceeded to swallow Jay in one swift motion. the laughing turned to a moan, and Jay began thrusting into that warm, wet cave. Bob hummed a little in the back of his throat, and pulled his mouth off to lick up the underside of Jay's cock, enveloping the head with his mouth. Bob sucked, hollowing his cheeks, and proceeded to swallow the whole thing down again. "Please, Bob," Jay moaned, and Bob increased his rhythm. Jay began again to thrust ever so slightly, moaning loudly, a string of noises and words flowing out of his mouth. "Oh, fuck, yeah Bob, love your sweet mouth, you have such a sweet mouth, mmm, yeah, oh, god, yes, yes, yes, gonna come Bob, love your sweet mouth, Love you, AHH..." Jay thrust his hips one last time, and came in Bobs throat. Bob swallowed it all and milked him dry. Jay pulled him up for a kiss, and tasted himself on Bob's tongue. "God, bob, you have such a sweet mouth, such soft lips..." Jay licked Bob's lips. Bob groaned, and jay became aware of Bob's erection pressing against his leg. Jay began kissing Bob, feverishly. His tongue snaked into Bobs mouth, capturing Bob's tongue with his own. Bob moaned, and began to thrust softly against Jay's leg. Encouraged by the vocalization, Jay increased the intensity of the kiss as he began to grow hard again. His stiffening cock pressed against Bob's hip. Feeling it, bob shifted his weight until his cock met Jay's, and again he began to thrust. Increasing the tempo, Bob began thrusting quicker and moaning, saying Jay's name. "Oh, god, Jay, yes, so good, so damn good, oh, god, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, love you Jay, love you..." A few more quick thrusts and Bob came all over their stomachs. Seconds later, jay spurted their chests also. Covered in sweat and semen, Bob leaned down to kiss Jay once, softly, and then he wrapped his arms around his lover and traveled off to dreamland.