four point THREE SEVEN?? how can that beeeee?? it can't, really.? but i

thought this was too short to deserve it's own number.? i thought it'd be too

evil to leave you with what i did.? not that this is much better.? sorry.?

 

Title: Gothic Rose

Author: eenodol????

Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob.???

Rating: NC-17? (finally!)

Warnings:? Gaity awaits.?

Archive: yes.? i like being archived.?

E-mail address for feedback: eenodol@yahoo.com

Series/Sequel: part cuatro punto treinta y siete!

Summary: Bob wants Jay. ?So Bob becomes goth.? Don't ask questions.?

 

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??? "Yo, I bet that fat fuck is just down at the hackey sack store buying

some fucking Nails or some shit," Jay said aloud.? He looked down at his

stiff penis, hard from the bouncer's affections, straining at his sweat

pants.? "Yeah..? I bet that gay bitch would suck me off just like that.?

Yeah..? Big queer bastard..? Ew, I ain't gay!? But I wouldn't mind tubby

goin' down on me.? Not one bit.? I'd just be like uhhhhhh and close my eyes

and pretend it was that Marilyn Manson, no wait, I fucked it up, that Rose

McGowen chick suckin' my fat cock..? Yeah..? Then I'd be like, 'Hey baby, Ya

gonna let me hit dat?? Cuz I'm going to.'? Then I'd bend him over and be

like, 'Uhh..? yeah Lunchbox..? you know yous likes it..? Yeah..? Call me

daddy..'? and then Lunchbox'd be all like, 'Ooh Jay yous my daddy uhh.'?

Waitaminute, no he wouldn't.? That tubby bitch don't talk.? He'd just be

thinkin it.? 'Oh Jay, you've got the biggest cock I've ever had..? I love

you..? I love Jay!'? Yeah, that's what she's be thinkin.? Cuz bitches love

me.? Yeah."