[Cathryn]
Movie: Mallrats
Pairing: Shannon/Brodie
Summary: Exactly what *did* Shannon say to Tricia about Brodie Bruce?
Mood Change
Movie: Mallrats
Pairing: Shannon/Brodie
Summary: Sequel to "Dangerous at Times"
If We Were Gay
Movie: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Does Randal really think about that? Based on an off-hand remark
he made in "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back;"
no real spoilers.
[Charles]
Movie: Mallrats
Pairing: Shannon/Brodie
Summary: Brodie gets in trouble, and Shannon smirks a lot.
Love Has no Expiration
Date
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Dante does something stupid and Randal finds out, which leads
to good results.
Wake Up Call
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: PWP. Bob won't wake up, so Jay tries something different...
You Can Keep Your Sock On
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Bob doesn't like white socks.
End of An Era
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: All good things must come to an end.
It's A Drag
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay lost a bet with Bob, now it's time to pay up.
It's A...
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay and Bob get a call they've been waiting for.
Family For Christmas
Askewniverse (Crossover with Daredevil)
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Sequel to "It's A...". Karen's "Uncle" Matt
comes for Christmas.
Random Shag
Askewniverse (Crossover with Queer As Folk UK)
Pairing: Vince/Jay
Summary: Vince finally scores a random shag with a bloke.
Pour Some Sugar
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay, Silent Bob and a dozen little packets of sugar.
Body Language
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Silent Bob/Metatron
Summary: Silent Bob's a picture book.
You Know You Want It
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Jay/Randal
Summary: Jay/Randal, back of the video store, after closing.
Send The Very Best
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Jay/Metatron
Summary: Shopping for a card...
Call Waiting (3 A.M. Eternal Remix)
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Holden. Always Holden.
Remix of Kelandris's Call Waiting
Chores
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Randal hates vaccuming.
[Dead Grrl]
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: See title (smirk)
Revelations
Askewnierse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay finally gets a clue
Laid
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: After the events of Dogma, Jay and Bob have a discussion.
Connections
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: A night out, a missed deal and Jay and Silent Bob make a few
discoveries.
Part One
[eenodol]
Gin and Soup
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay, Bob, and soup
Gothic Rose
Askweniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Bob wants Jay. So Bob becomes goth. Don't ask questions.
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
Part Four point Three-Seven
Part Five
[Emerald]
Movie: Mallrats
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Bob's thoughts on a daring rescue.
[Gypsy]
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Every new relationship has its trials and tribulations, Banky and Holden's new realtionship is no different.
Part One: Choose
Part Two: Confirmations
Part Three: Adjusting
Part Four: Public Display
Part Five: Finally
Part Six: Pillow Talk
Part Seven: Advising Holden
Part Eight: About Time
Part Nine: Sweetest Things
Untitled
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay's broken heart gets him thinking about the past.
Part One: Sweet Marian
Part Two: Kelly
Part Three: Naomi
Part four: Bob
Chapter One
Chapter Two
[Immi]
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Something happens that forces Randal to look at his relationship with Dante differently.
Ache
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Bartleby/Loki
Summary: How Bartleby and Loki deal with the emptiness brought about by
their banishment.
[Jess]
Stains in Blackberry Indigo
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Randal's not a fan of Dante's new girlfriend... or ANY of them for that matter....
Homeward: Prologue - Worthwhile
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Dante's life has gone from bad to worse. But he's about to be shown that it's all worthwhile.
Armor: Chainmail Lament
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Can an object know love?
Remix of Mercury Starlight's Armor
[Joanne Collins]
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Banky's thoughts about the night Holden proposed the threesome.
Strawberry Wine
Movies: Chasing Amy/Mallrats
Pairing: Alyssa Jones/Tricia Jones
Summary: Alyssa visits home for the first time in years to attend Julie
Dwyer's funeral. She finds Tricia much more grown-up
than she expected. Fun and memories lead to comfort, which leads to more.
[Katie]
Westbound, Leave the Motor Running 'Cause I'm
on the Run
Askewniverse
Pairings: Banky/Hooper, Dante/Randal, Brodie/T.S., Walt/Steve-Dave, mild
Azrael/Metatron, Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Hooper finds himself in the big, scary suburbs on Banky's booty
call.
He meets some interesting characters on the way over.
Transference Hocus-Pocus
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Bartleby/Loki
Summary: "To give love, you, first, must be given love."
Friday the 13th (Berto, The Grungy
Teen Worker at the Chasing Amy Tower Store Remix)
Askewniverse
Pairings: Steve-Dave/Walt, Banky/Hooper
Summary: Berto, a Tower clerk, watches things go really weird.
Remix of Nyghtshayde's Friday
the 13th
[Kelandris]
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Holden returns to the con to try to explain his feelings.
Call Waiting
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Holden gets a phone call in the middle of the night.
Fallen
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Bartleby/Loki
Summary: How Bartleby and Loki ended up with that nice little house in
Limbo
Part One
Part Two
Taint of Indigo
Movie: Clerks
Pairings: Randal/Dante, Randal/straight chick, Randal/Rick Derris
Summary: Randal wants Dante all to himself…but can't tell him so
to his face.
Remix of Jess's Stains in Blackberry Indigo
[Kleenexwoman]
Bluejay
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: A retelling of the legend of Baba Yaga with Jay & Silent
Bob.
Part 1
Part 2
[Luna "Tic" Vee]
Clerks: TAS
Pairing: Dante/Randal
Summary: Dante remembers how he and Randal got together, and they have their own version of a "Toshiro-san"
(as I have come to call it)
The Path of Blood
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Bob left Jay. Jay goes insane. Jay becomes homicidal.
Part One: Ripped
Part Two: Torn
Part Three: Broken
Part Four: Bruised
Part Five: Healed
Good Day
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Metatron has a good day. Yes, that's really it.
[Michelle K.]
Three Years
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Jesus/Rufus
Summary: Two thousand years ago.
[Modgequeen]
Meeting of the Minds
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: This is what happens when you get kissed by God herself
Untitled
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: The sequel to meeting of the minds
Like A Virgin
Movie: Dogma
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Bob catches Jay in the act of something quite embarrasing,
yet wholly enjoyable.
[Pip's Sister]
A Diamond Shower Is Forever
Movie: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
Pairing: Sissy/Justice
Summary: Sissy. Justice. And some diamonds.
The Male Pregnancy Fanfic That is Not Named
After a Song Lyric
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Randal. Dante. Mpreg.
Baby's First Christmas
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Randal, Dante, and their daughter celebrate their first Christmas
together.
Sequel to "The Male Pregancy Fanfic..."
So Close and Yet So Far Away
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Dante and Randal's relationship is disrupted by something from
Dante's past.
Mending The Breach
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Words of wisdom from Jay and Silent Bob help Dante figure things
out.
Sequel to "So Close and Yet So Far Away".
The Girlfriends
Movie: Chasing Amy (Crossover with Spider-Man)
Pairing: Alyssa Jones/Mary Jane Watson
Summary: Mary Jane Watson meets a new friend at a showing of Bluntman
& Chronic.
Part 1
fuckin' a
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: it snows and jay gets a cold.
[Professor Jay]
[Rebecca]
Westbound, Leave the Motor Running 'Cause
I'm on the Run
(The Insomniac, Pop-Culture Junkie Remix)
Askewniverse
Pairing: Banky/Hooper
Summary: Hooper finds himself in the big, scary suburbs on Banky's booty
call. He meets some interesting
characters on the way over. Parody at it's most underslept.
Remix of Katie's Westbound, Leave the Motor Running
'Cause I'm on the Run
[RunRunGuyDib]
Broken
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Car wreck. People get hurt and stuff.
Part One
Part Two
Taking Time
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Dante and Randal bicker it out . . . and come to the conclusion
that both of them are pretty damned stupid..
Part One: Ungrateful
Part Two: Playing
Part Three: Ashtray
Part Four
Part Five: Future
[Snow Dome]
A Conversation of Self
Discovery
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Banky talks to Hooper about Holden
Forever Friends
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Banky sees Holden again for the first time in ages. Sequel
to A Conversation of Self Discovery
Fear and Happiness
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Banky and Hooper talk at the comic convention, Sequel to Forever
Friends
[.starlastumbleine.]
Ice Sucky
Askewniverse
Pairing: none?
Summary: Question sleep.
Remix of Kleenexwoman's Brain
Freezy
[Stormyfish]
Next
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Banky's POV on the morning after the Holden's "indecent proposal."
Balance
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Banky's POV on the morning after the Holden's "indecent
proposal" and an unanticipated mutual kiss.
Sequel to "Next"
[Tay Jameson]
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden
Summary: Banky and Holden have a discussion after the departure of Alyssa
Alternate Ending to Chasing
Amy
Movie: Chasing Amy
Pairing: Banky/Holden/Alyssa
Summary: What if they had gone through with the threesome?
A Stranger Destiny
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay and Silent Bob have a special job to do as prophets of the
Lord.
Part One: Matchmaking
Interlude One: Elevator
Interlude
Part Two: Leonardo Quickstop
Interlude Two: Hospital
Interlude
Part Three: Viva Las Vegas
Interlude Three: Wedding
Interlude
Part Four: No Place Like Home
Interlude Four: Home Interlude
[Yue Kato]
Movie: Clerks
Pairing: Randal/Dante
Summary: Basically my take on what goes through Dante's mind during the last few scenes, beginning with 'Lamentation'.
[ZerosAshes]
A Chance Untaken
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay tells Bob his secret and this is what happens.
Straying From The Path
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Jay is addicted to Heroin and forced to suffer through the pain
of withdrawals.
Caged
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Summary: Confusing feelings, uncertainty and love, plus identity crisis's
abound.
The Divine Revelation (while toked off
yo ass)
Askewniverse
Pairing: Jay/Silent Bob
Jay talks about jerking off while trying to make an obscure point.
